Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The debate of the elephants: I quip

8:07 PM: Oh no, not the anthem again. Will there be introductions?
8:10 PM: Yes, there will!

8:15- 8:25 PM: Republicans, you have done it again.
National security? Very important.
Will you torture people? Yes.
Violate privacy? Affirmative.
Pat down? Of course.
Assassinate American citizens? Naturally!
Engage in racial and religious profiling? Ooooh. Bring it on.
Santorum sinks to an all-time low.

8:26 PM: Ron Paul makes everyone uncomfortable again. This time, with some sensible things in the mix. I think his argument of the difference between indictment and conviction is lost on his party-mates.

8:29: Blitz? Cain, I don't have to pretend to even pay attention to you. And for that, I thank you.

8:36 PM: Perry wants a trade zone between India, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Suddenly tigers and goats will dine together.

I couldn't write live, so no time for the next 40 minutes.


Wow, and did Ron Paul just kick some Romney ass! Romney's lowest debate. Ron Paul wants accountability to American tax payers. Fair enough.

Jon Huntsman's finally shining with his foreign policy wisdom. And man, he snubs Mitt Romney- didn't you hear what he said!
Huntsman brings in the North Korea reference and makes Romney look like an ass.

Newt wants the Chilean model of social security too. If Cain mattered, he could ganged up with Newt. But he doesn't.

Great! Africa is back to being a country again (Santorum) and there is a Genocide Convention out there (Mitt flubs when he's flustered)!

9:23 PM: Perry on the fence: Wait, did he say Hamas and Hezbollah are at the border?
Wow, crazy is up to a 12.

9:25 PM: Call Ron Paul when you want to stir up a mess. The medical and health care benefit blow. Hey, there are some pot-lovers in this crowd - nice!

9:27 PM: Cain finally doesn't matter at all. As he should.

9:28 PM: Easy catch- pardon the cricket reference. In spite of that, Santorum is making pig's breakfast of it. High skilled immigration will bring back manufacture??

9:30 Newt grabs the bat and hammers the ball out of the field for legal immigration. I wonder why he looks down and sneers when he talks. The word that pops to mind- likeable.

9:32 PM: People like chemists and engineers are wanted. Ooo, Newt wants to give amnesty. But of course, they have to go to church.

9:34 PM: Is that someone booing Bachman? Romney gets time finally. Romney wants to staple a green card to my PhD. Hey, that's good. And he's tangling horns with Gingrich.

9:36 PM: Gingrich is staying on his humane argument. Either he is going up, or going out. But there comes the applause.

9:38 PM: Ah ha, Perry is going after Mitt. No? He's catching on that lifeline Gingrich dropped him.

9:39 PM: Yikes! Romney flip-flops in record time. So 25 years is the cut-off?

9:44 PM: Who's this dude, drawing applause? And Wolf is patronizing Cain. Yes, yes, we need to grow the economy. No applause.

9:45 PM: Perry meandering again. There are covert economic sanctions? Like ones that the countries experiencing them won't know? But at least he didn't blank out.

9:47 PM: Huntsman knows history. So he wants to wait? I don't get his answer.

9:49 PM: Let's mind our business, says Paul!

9:51 PM: Where does Mitt stand? In the middle, as always. OK, no no-fly zone.

9:53 PM: Oh, please don't ask Gingrich. South America is keeping Santorum awake.

9:55 PM: Ron Paul compares Americans to Taliban. No boos. Rick Perry took China. Ad abortions played a role, will that be liked? Romney is going South as well.

9:57 PM: Gasbag is at it. Watch out for EMP attack and Cyber attack.

9:58 PM: Huntsman is going for trust-deficit. And Wolf wraps!



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